Morocco: Travel Journal
Date: April 2024
Friendliness of people: ππππ/5
Food: πππππ/5
Recommended: πππππ/5
Marrakesh
We spent most of our time in Morocco in Marrakesh, where we stayed in a riad that accommodated all six of us. It was nestled between a bustling market filled with incense and spices. The narrow pathways often meant squeezing against the walls to let tourists and TukTuks pass.
Marrakesh had so much to offer, from boojee eateries and coffee shops to a variety of spices and random teas.
On the subject of markets, I was often offered several camels in exchange for my fiancΓ©, though Iβm not sure how serious these offers were - In hindsight, I should have enquired for more details ;)
I liked Marrakesh, but Iβd advise solo travelers, especially women, to exercise some caution. One day, we witnessed a man spit in a womanβs face, which was shocking. Thereβs also an expectation for women to cover up as much as possible (Which makes sense as a predominately muslim country). Additionally, be aware of βfriendlyβ locals who might offer to show you around, only to later ask for money or lead you to a shop run by a friend.
Recommendations include:
- Dar Essalam Rooftop https://book.eatnow.ma/dar-essalam
- Mandalla Society https://www.mandalasociety.co
- Kabana for funky music and cocktails https://maps.app.goo.gl/evcvnNVfzsHLfpTRA?g_st=ic
- Niranji Libanese https://maps.app.goo.gl/95X69bwagPoxLpTr7?g_st=ic
- Jardin Majorelle https://maps.app.goo.gl/tk2BcESwsgM4qBoE7?g_st=ic
- Late night bar venue, https://maps.app.goo.gl/MjfmqHsDZHbBt7dV9?g_st=ic
- Dardar Rooftop https://maps.app.goo.gl/wVVD3kRcDmmpBPNc9?g_st=ic
- And my favourite breakfast eatery https://www.lafamillemarrakech.com
Not recommended:
- Nobu rooftop - Terrible rip off artist staff, and full of people who think theyβre better than everyone else (A Joke, and food tastes pretty horrid)
Off grid
We spent 3 days off grid in what for me was one of the coolest places I had ever been to. When you book a tent in a desert, itβs hard to envisage what it would be like, and even when we arrived was I somewhat skeptical - but sitting out in the sun, sipping fresh Moroccan mint tea in the peace and quiet away from the hustle and bustle of normal life soon enough made me realise I was in paradise.
Everything about this place amazed me, from the fresh linen on the bed to the random fire pits scattered around the resort.
So what did we do in our three days here?
Day 1:
We checked in, enjoyed a spot of lunch and a cup of eat, and we checked into our tent and then we made our way to one of the many pools across the resort for a swim and a couple beers around the sunbed where our flamingo friend joined us. After a couple hours of sun exposure, I found myself out of sunscreen and cigarettes so retired back to the tent for a nap and a shower. Before sunset, the group got together outside our tents for a couple glasses of wine and we then made our way in the dark up to the main area where we enjoyed more alcohol and cop-less amounts of food.
Day 2:
I woke up feeling a bit sluggish and struggled to get out of bed, but eventually managed to drag myself out of the tent to join everyone for breakfast and more tea. The morning was spent exploring the resort and trying out some of the activities on offer. We had a go at bread making, attended a cocktail-making class, and participated in a traditional tea ceremony.
By the afternoon, we were ready to relax. We spent a few hours sunbathing with a couple of beers before I retreated to the tent for a quick nap. As the sun began to set, we gathered for some pre-dinner drinks in the desert atmosphere.
That evening, I consumed a couple bowls of bread and enjoyed a delicious tagine for dinner and sampled the two different beers Morocco had to offer. After dinner, we spent some time sitting around the fire pit, chatting rubbish and enjoying the scene.
Later, we made our way to the library for a game of Jenga. Since it was also movie night, we waited patiently while two TikTok influencers spent what felt like half an hour taking endless pictures of each other pretending to watch Aladdin. Once they left, in typical Jake fashion, I hijacked the projector.
Day 3:
I canβt quite recall what we did on this day. I remember seeing the donkey at breakfast and sitting on the sun bed with my flipper zero trying to get my friends to connect to my fake Bluetooth speaker in attempt to instruct their phones to call the reception number.
It was relaxed.
Oh yes, and I do also remember spending 20 odd minutes trying to order fries at the bar to the sun bed, but Mr barman comedian kept pretending he couldnβt speak English and kept asking me how many kgβs of potatoes I wanted.
Later that afternoon, I napped. Considering that it was our last day, we spent Sunset drinking the remainder of alcohol I purchased from duty free and blaring out music on our Bluetooth speaker - fun.
Anyway, here are some photos:
If youβre tempted to check this place out for yourself, Iβd recommend it - https://www.ourhabitas.com/caravan-agafay
Travel Tips:
Internet Access
For those thinking of travelling to Morocco soon - Iβd highly recommend signing up to Roamless and downloading their app, and installing the eSIM to your phone - use my referral link here: https://roamless.com
- Use my code: KFROH
- Add funds to your wallet
- You get $3.00 bonus; I get $3.00 bonus.
The neat thing here is that any credit you add to the account does not expire.
Itβs also worth noting that if your phone has an additional SIM card slot, there are many network stands selling SIM cards in the exit hall - Much cheaper than Roamless or any eSIM.
Street Vendors
Buy on your own terms and do not let any street vendor guide you into their shop - they will try to sell you some crap you donβt need, and if you refuse it, youβll find they become quite aggressive. Walk past, and if approached, say βsprechen sie deutschβ, smile and walk on.
Imodium
Avoid drinking water from taps and drinking anything that hasnβt come out of a bottle - your gut will thank you for it. Donβt make the same mistake I made and suffer for several months following your trip.
Donβt be an idiot
Respect that Morocco is a majority Islamic country, meaning that Alcohol is frowned upon - donβt get too drunk and do silly things in public places. Respect the people and the culture and youβll be treated well.